Updates
11/10/19: New scenes: Secret of the Stones quest has been updated. Solve the riddle to reveal a brave new world.
2/15/19: Now hiring for comedy writers who enjoy obtaining paper featuring old, dead, white men. New designs for currency encouraged but not required. Apply Here
2/06/19: Ice Castle Under Construction: Early stages of a new level design is underway. Grand opening May 1st-ish. Stay tuned kids.
1/15/19: High Score Board (AKA Deathboard) will be working May 1st-ish. Hope you enjoyed the placeholders. Those of you who are about to die, we will solute you then. Half of the grand prizes announced in Sessrúmnir. The other half will go to the mythology nerds.
1/05/19: Crafting: Not exactly Minecraft yet but you've got yourself a Spear at least. Try combining stuff.
1/05/94: Additional update to make it seem like we've been around longer than we have. 404 Slang Update: "Hella" Try it at parties! (e.g. "Your personality is hella soul-crushing!"